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WORK VS PRISON

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell.

@ WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle.

@ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for.

@ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off.

@ WORK For good behavior, you get more work.

@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

@ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games.

@ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

@ PRISON You get your own toilet.

@ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.

@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit.

@ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

@ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

@ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK They are called 'managers'.

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.
 

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Some days Bruce feels that he is in prison when he is stuck at the kitchen sink. :lol:

Keep up the good work Avis and only let him off the chain if he does a good job. ;)
 

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wolverine said:
What about conjugal visits?
Depends on where you work :lol: Tup:
 

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There's one important thing that tips the favor towards work

Prison: Bending over and getting stuck in the butt is taken literally.

Work: Bending over and getting stuck in the butt is taken figuratively.
 
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