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Carefully consider the following question: then pose your answer to yourself.

> Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Texan?
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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
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> and two small children.
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> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
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> comes around the corner , locks eyes with you,
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> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
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> knife, and charges at you.
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> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
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> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
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> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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> Democrat's Answer :
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
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> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
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> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
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> Could we run away?
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> What does my wife think?
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> What about the kids?
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> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
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> What does the law say about this situation?
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> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
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> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
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> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
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> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
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> Should I call 9-1-1?
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> Why is this street so deserted?
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> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make
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> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Texan's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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> BANG! BANG! BA NG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click
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> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
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> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
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> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
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> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
 
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