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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time
in a 6X6 cubicle /office.


@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for.

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it.


@ PRISON
You get FREE medical & dental work done

@ WORK
You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you need done


@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.

@ WORK
You get more work for
good behavior.


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself.


@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games.


@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat.


@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family.


@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.


@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.


@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens.

@ WORK
They are called managers.







THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to check your e-mails.
 

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I guess this being a new forum and all makes these oldie moldies somehow funnier than they never were in the first place? And unless you have been to prison, how do you compare the two? Tdown:
 

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Sorry, I didnt mean to offend anyone. Just an e-mail I thought was funny. Lots of ther post may offend other as well. like a blond joke. i just thought it was somewhat clean. Sorry. Tup:
 

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Metal Slave said:
I guess this being a new forum and all makes these oldie moldies somehow funnier than they never were in the first place? And unless you have been to prison, how do you compare the two? Tdown:
I can't beleive you even botherd to post that. You're an @ss dude.
 

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kingcracker said:
Metal Slave said:
I guess this being a new forum and all makes these oldie moldies somehow funnier than they never were in the first place? And unless you have been to prison, how do you compare the two? Tdown:
I can't beleive you even botherd to post that. You're an @ss dude.
I can't believe you spelled bothered wrong.Now come clean, who's the real a$$,a$$ ?
 

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Metal Slave said:
kingcracker said:
Metal Slave said:
I guess this being a new forum and all makes these oldie moldies somehow funnier than they never were in the first place? And unless you have been to prison, how do you compare the two? Tdown:
I can't beleive you even botherd to post that. You're an @ss dude.
I can't believe you spelled bothered wrong.Now come clean, who's the real a$$,a$$ ?
Lol, sorry english teacher Mr. Metal Slave.
 

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Metal Slave said:
I guess this being a new forum and all makes these oldie moldies somehow funnier than they never were in the first place? And unless you have been to prison, how do you compare the two? Tdown:
Sounds like someone here had to pick up bubbas soap a couple too many times in the pokey :lol:
 

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ok I'll stay out of it , but it keeps getting funnier clown:
 

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I didnt even see it. I just might work to much to have noticed. Its like I get the same email joke every year from someone diferent. LOL
 

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Hey, it was funny... I don't care who ya are.
 
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