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After reading this, I'll bet Spitzer was just trying to be a good American and bolster the economy wink: !

Subject: Government Rebates


How to use the rebate:

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate.


If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a fuel efficient car it will all go to Japan.

If we purchase a bunch of useless crap it will all go to Taiwan.

And...none of it will help the American economy!

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that
money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only
businesses still up and running in the US!
 
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