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Subject: Iraqi terrorists



Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and an Israeli sergeant were all captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili."

The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end."


The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Cour ic dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."


The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the soldier."


"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Israeli.


So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass. The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Israeli soldier was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass first?"


"What?" replied the Israeli, "And have you two ass-holes report that I was the aggressor?!"
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Sorry to be a spoilsport but you posted this last year.

Maybe you forgot, well you are getting old. ;)
 

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He must have posted this previously, in my absence and reposted to make sure I started my day with a chuckle.

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You like the proofs Sir John. Repost my last year post that the bit of levity appeared in. No dodges please. You are always asking for corroborative evidence. Show some.
Ps I am not getting old. I am old. Although no so old as you. You have my bit of respect I save for my elders.
 

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Unfortunately we cannot get at the old site so I cannot get at your post.

But I well remember it being posted.

Some jokes on here do the rounds every couple of months.

On the proof side of things the Reps have asked for much more than I have asked for.
 
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