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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'


To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party!




She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I' m your son's teacher.'
 

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:lol: :eek: too funny...
 

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(It's the 1800's) A man is riding his horse through the country side when a group of Indians comes up to him, the chief says, "your going to die for all the crimes the white man has committed against the Indians", so they take him back to their camp and the white man whispers something to his horse and it takes off, the chief tells the white man that they will smoke a peace pipe before they kill him, so after they're done the horse rides back up with a beautiful blond woman on it, the white man asks the chief if he can have sex with her before they kill him, the chief agrees so he goes up to get her off the horse and whispers in its ear again and it rides off, he takes her into a tepee and has sex, after their finished the white man comes out and sees the horse is back and this time has a beautiful red head on its back, again the white man asks if he can have sex with her before he dies, the chief agrees, he goes to get her off the horse and whispers in his ear again, he says to the horse, "listen you deaf sob, I said posse, posse".
 

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If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and
thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new
boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, 'How much money
do you make a week?'

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make $400 a
week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!'

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?'

From across the room came a voice: 'Pizza delivery for Domino's.'
 
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