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I've always had admiration for the work ethic of the Amish. If the below story could truly be attributed to an Amish farmer, that would add yet a new dimension to their humor.
Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
done their business in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand
your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
I've always had admiration for the work ethic of the Amish. If the below story could truly be attributed to an Amish farmer, that would add yet a new dimension to their humor.
Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
done their business in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand
your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
