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I've always had admiration for the work ethic of the Amish. If the below story could truly be attributed to an Amish farmer, that would add yet a new dimension to their humor.

Amish Farmer

An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die
kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
done their business in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand
your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
 

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