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Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.



"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.



And just like that, her ears fell off.
 

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Tup: Good one reelin' Tup:

Have you heard that the National Weather Service has added a new category to describe Hurricanes?

It's called the Lewinski. Not much in the way of rain... but it sure blows like hell! :mrgreen:
 

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cool Mark, I hope they do name a hurricane Monika one day...or Paula..or Kathleen :lol:
 

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I saw a picture of a bumper sticker that said; “Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriends wife for president.�

I wish I could remember where it was so I could copy it so I could post it here.k at it, if I had known it was modded. I basically found out it was modded when we started it, the exhaust sounded a bit different, then when i pulled out of the car lot and gun it, it went like a bat
 
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