[eddie]

Something to keep in mind over the festive season

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Innovative
02. Preliminary
03. Anaesthetist
04. Cinnamon
05. Chrysanthemum

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Specificity
02. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
03. Anti-constitutionalistically
04. Transubstantiate
05. Sphygmomanometer

THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

 

[fishinmike]

That is funny. Nice!

 

[Wader]

Well said!