Avis was on Dr Hooks butt to get his yearly check up because he was acting funny. He went to the Dr. and got all his tests done. The doctors report was his heart and blood presure was A-OK he wasnt acting too strange, and that he was actully in good shape for his age! The doctor asked if he was having any problems. Dr. Hooks reply was "Hell No I Feel Great!! I even got god on my side!" The doctor asked what do mean by god on your side? Dr. Hook replied he turns the lights on and off for me! The doctor seemed confused about this but didnt make any comment. The next day the doctor gave Avis his report. He said that Dr. Hook appeared to be healthy for a man his age. The doctor stated that the only weird thing was that Dr. Hook thought God was on his side! Avis replied OMG hes peeing in the refidgerator again!!!!!